Late Night Snack Attack

I was craving a cheeseburger so bad that it was ridiculous! My husband and I were already in bed, and Michael was exhausted! My stomach would not stop growling; It was so loud! I told him, “I’m so hungry! I’m craving a cheeseburger!”
Michael offered to get me a cheeseburger but tiredly said, “Honey, If I get you a yummy surprise instead, will that help?”
I said, “Yeah… okay?” (I mean, he’s tired, I’ll be nice, but I was really craving a cheeseburger)
So, Michael got up out of bed and went to the next room. He came right back to bed with a great alternative; A large bag of Doritos! I love Dorito’s!🥰
He bought them for moments like this one so he could handle my late night snack attacks without losing some zzz’s. His sleep is very important, and I’ve had late-night snack attacks many times before! They’re very, very serious… 😳 So, he is getting clever!
Ahhh! Brilliant, my love!” I’ll take them!
He was happy, and so was I
He rolled over to go to sleep, and I eagerly opened the bag!
Crunch! Crunch Crunch Crunch Crunch!
Crinkle! Crinkle! Crinkle!
Crunch! Crunch! Crunch!
Crinkle! Crinkle! Crinkle!
I rolled up the bag when I was finished and put them on the bedside table; uhh for about 30 seconds! I grabbed the bag again and quietly because I know he’s trying to sleep, I opened the bag slowly, but you’ve got to be kidding me; it’s impossible to open and close the bag quietly.
All you get is a longer loud CRINNKKLLE!….This alternative of his…geez!
I tried grabbing the chips out of the bag very slowly one at a time, ever so delicately, trying not to touch the plastic bag.
Then I tried chewing the chips slowly; it was still a long dragged out CRUNCHHH…! How do you make a chip crunching sound into a whisper?
Minutes had gone by, and I looked over at him rolled over in bed. “Whew, thank God, Michael was able to fall asleep!” He looks so peaceful…
Suddenly, the bed started shaking, and I looked over at him again. There was no sound coming out, but I could see that he was shaking!
Eventually he startled me when he busted out loud with his laughter!
He said to me in between laughs,
“Next…laugh…time…laugh, laugh, laugh… I’m…laugh, “Oh my Gosh, laugh, laugh laugh, I love you, baby, but…I… “
Now he’s laughing and crying!
Next time, I am getting you the Cheeseburger!”.
My husband and I are laughing so hard we’re crying right now!
Good night